sadbreasts:

When u try 2 give birth 2 a cat out of ur ass but the cat keeps squirming

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radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

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zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

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mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

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